the soul has a funny bone

this is one of my favorite stories ...

about 28 years ago ... up in pittsburgh

i was sitting in the unemployment office talking to the woman

who sends you out to look for 3 jobs a week ...

i was getting an unemployment check, about 260 a week ...

i had just got out of the army (vietnam) and was playing in a rock band

at night ... i had this free money coming so all i had to do was go down

every week and pick it up ... i was rich ... getting paid under the table

at clubs ... and getting my check from the unemployment office ... the last

thing i wanted was a job ...

this was my first interview with the lady trying to find me work ...

her office was a little cubicle ... within earshot and view of the

lines of out of work steel workers and construction guys and other

vets ...

i was young and felt like the cameras were rolling at all times

following me around ... mark marchetti starring in his life ..

so when the lady asked what i could do and what kind of work i was interested in ...

is said ... i'm a poet, i said it loud and proud ... got some good looks

from the steel workers and a few smiles from the other office workers

and i could almost hear the background music playing ... like a

rolling stone ...

she said, well i don't think we have any jobs for poets ... i said okay ...

got my check and split ...

well, after all these years i guess my soul knew something that i didn't ...

there are still no jobs for poets ... except this one ... and i'm still

rich and getting paid under the table ...

and the background music is still playing.