Bermuda grass

I think it's natures anti Christ

You pull it once it comes back twice

It thrives in drought and cracks through ice

I hate Bermuda grass

An old farmer that I knew

Said he dealt with it a time or two

The only way to get rid of it is to move

I hate Bermuda grass

I'd like to nuke it and blow it to bits

Once it gets going it never quits

It takes my time and gives me fits

I hate Bermuda grass

I might move to Hawaii and learn to surf

Or cover the whole place with astro turf

Sell plastic flowers and little blue smurfs

I hate Bermuda grass

marchetti 08