if i had a penny

for everytime henny

left poop outside my front door

i'd hire a man

with a broom and can

i wouldn't clean her crap up anymore

i'd like to fry her

or let some stranger buy her

or maybe she could disappear

she's my wifes favorite chicken

and if we're talkin pickin

i'd be gone and henny'd be here

so what the heck

at least there's an egg

laying on our welcome mat

i really love her

there's not another another

chicken that poops quite like that

marchetti 08