telephone - pa-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
Mark: hello
Dad: hello mark this is dad
mark: hey man, how you doing, kip said you called and freaked him out dad: Yeah i guess it's kind of strange. hows it going hambone?mark:all right
dad: hows the music?
mark: all right
dad: hows the family?
mark: they're okay
dad: you still have clem?
mark:she's great
dad: well i just thought i'd let you know i was okay. the grampaps and everyone say hello
mark: dad, why is everything so hard?
why did you intimidate me and why am i so depressed all the time and what not?
dad: because you're a needle dick puss-why
mark: is steve earle going to heaven?dad: great album, huh. i don't know my man but you don't have the balls
to do a steve, so stick to your own schtick
mark: dad is there any puss-why in heaven?
dad: shit ain't funny mark you know better
mark: dad whats the secret of life?
dad: remember when i died and you dreamed you got a call asking what the
nicest thing i ever did for you was?
mark: yea
dad: it's the little things
mark:why do i keep trying to change the world?
dad: the little things change the world
mark: you had the biggest dick i've ever seen
dad: that's because i'm bad to the bone and will whip your ass for you,
it's funny how things like dicks and money and puss-why and hits and
shit aren't that important up here
mark: that is because you're hung like robert johnson
dad: ran into him the other day, never made no deal with the devil - just practice and
god given talent. by the way, i got him by a few inches
mark: cool
dad: i need to go hambone, remember i love you and try not mess up too bad
and keep the faith
mark: what are the winning lottery numbers dad?
dad: 9, 6, 18, 23, 12, 7, and the screwball is 8
mark: thanks man, kip and i need the jing
dad: don't worry about it, it really won't change that much - got to go - i love you
mark: i love you too dad
